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Then Bones had kissed Spock in front of him (and seriously? what the fuck was it with people making out with Spock on transporter pads? Did he miss a goddamn memo?) Jim had watched them, blinking stupidly for a moment before schooling his face into something less like a jealous teenager

Is absolute perfection. AND ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME, my heart is not strong enough for all this hotness and then sad Jim. There will be a happy ending and orgasms RIGHT? PLEASE

I love this, it's funny, it's erotic as hell, and it's making me incredibly happy.

THANK YOU SO MUCH BB!