~writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia~

Because hello, why hide my total lack of skill when titling things be coy?


Beta'd by zjofierose who is the wind beneath my wings. 
Words: 6588
Rating: Duh. It's about rimming and ass play. :D
Summary: Eames just wants Arthur to admit one tiny, insignificant thing.
This post brought to you by Jen who incepted me with all of the pretty, pretty boys. Also, Tom Hardy. Posted based on this prompt at the inception_kink. I orig saw this prompt because of cherrybina flailing over a few unfilled rimming prompts and thought I'd give it a go. Read on AO3

( Now with fewer tense errors! (ty zjo, bb!!!) )

Title: Unexpected
Author: 1lostone 
Universe: Reboot
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 9600
Genre: Err. Angsty Humor (bordering slightly on crack...ish.)
Warnings: vague mentions of vageen during childbirth
Summary:  Even on Tarsus, the unexpected can occur. That's the best part about growing up though- realizing that at some point, you have to laugh instead of cry.  Not your typical Tarsus IV story:
Group: 1 in the ksrelativity  challenge
Prompts: ruins of Tarsus IV, black cat, glove, childbirth
A/N:  This went in an entirely unexpected place.,. which was the point, I guess. Ty to jademac2442  for everything, and tojlm121  and  littleboycalico  for listening to me panic.

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( Part I )

A (for me) extremely short fic written for team_spockkirk  for st_respect .
DL podfic here.

Title: Unrequited
Word Count: 1097
Warnings: Angst
Pairing: K/S
Rating: PG (I know, what nonsense is this?!)

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Author: 1lostone
Written for: tripperfunster  for the trek_hc exchange who requested Aliens made them dooo eeeeet!
Summary: Jim's having a bad day. Weird Dreams, Snarky First Officer... what's  a Captain to do? Make sure his next mission goes well, of course.
Fandom: XI
Genre: slash
Characters/Pairings: k/s
Rating: NC-17
Warnings:  spanking, YES I SAID SPANKING! Humor(?) angst, h/c...
Disclaimer: Yes, I do own Trek. Clearly. *shifty look* Well fine I don't own it but I make it do naughty stuff. Often.
A/N:  Posted in several parts- +16k, complete. Thanks so very much to the ladies who encouraged me... beedlebarg , yesterday_girl , romennim  and avictoriangirl  and to jademac2442  for her amazing beta. Anything messed up would be my fault cuz I have to mess with things after she sends it back. :D

So, without further ado...

Part 1   Part 2  

( Part 3 )

Author: 1lostone
Written for: tripperfunster  for the trek_hc exchange who requested Aliens made them dooo eeeeet!
Summary: Jim's having a bad day. Weird Dreams, Snarky First Officer... what's  a Captain to do? Make sure his next mission goes well, of course.
Fandom: XI
Genre: slash
Characters/Pairings: k/s
Rating: NC-17
Warnings:  spanking, YES I SAID SPANKING! Humor(?) angst, h/c...
Disclaimer: Yes, I do own Trek. Clearly. *shifty look* Well fine I don't own it but I make it do naughty stuff. Often.
A/N:  Posted in several parts- +16k, complete. Thanks so very much to the ladies who encouraged me... beedlebarg , yesterday_girl , romennim and avictoriangirl  and to jademac2442  for her amazing beta. Anything messed up would be my fault cuz I have to mess with things after she sends it back. :D

So, without further ado...

( Part 1 )