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Title: Matchmaker, Matchmaker

Written: for logical_stimuli 's prompt at the kink meme, mostly because it cracked me the hell up. Here's what they wrote: We all know Q loves to cause problems, so what if he decided to play matchmaker (not thinking it would actually work) between Kirk/Bones or Kirk/Spock. I imagine Q would be excellent at this since he can stop time, change his appearance and pretty much be everywhere at once.

Universe: Reboot, with mentions of TNG

Pairing: K/S, naturally.

Rating: Adult

Warnings: Humor, Romance, use of commas, etc.

A/N: You don't need to have seen TNG Q episodes to understand this fic. Just know that some of the dialogue comes directly from both Q Who and Deja Q (which is my absolute favorite Q episode evah!!.)  as always, thanks to ladyblahblah  for being an awesome beta. Any mistakes are mine because I can't keep fiddling with things.  yesterdays_girl , I love ya and ty for the encouragement and help!

Word Count: a shitload. (20,604)

Title: Matchmaker, Matchmaker

Written: for logical_stimuli 's prompt at the kink meme, mostly because it cracked me the hell up. Here's what they wrote: We all know Q loves to cause problems, so what if he decided to play matchmaker (not thinking it would actually work) between Kirk/Bones or Kirk/Spock. I imagine Q would be excellent at this since he can stop time, change his appearance and pretty much be everywhere at once.

Universe: Reboot, with mentions of TNG

Pairing: K/S, naturally.

Rating: Adult

Warnings: Humor, Romance, use of commas, etc.

A/N: You don't need to have seen TNG Q episodes to understand this fic. Just know that some of the dialogue comes directly from both Q Who and Deja Q (which is my absolute favorite Q episode evah!!.)  as always, thanks to ladyblahblah  for being an awesome beta. Any mistakes are mine because I can't keep fiddling with things.  yesterdays_girl , I love ya and ty for the encouragement and help!

Word Count: a shitload. (20,604)